Post by number1fan on Apr 28, 2005 1:10:28 GMT -5
Three Americans were on a trip in the heart of an aboriginal land. They had several guides who informed them of local traditions and taboos.
Approaching one village, the chief came to greet them. The Amerricans all shouted "Hello" and their guides went nuts with fear.
Asking what was wrong, the Americans were told that they had broken an ancient taboo by addressing the chief.
The chief then sentenced them to punishment. He gave them a choice: death or boolah boolah.
The first American was young and didn't want to die, so he chose boolah boolah. Immediately 10 natives ran out and screwed him in the butt.
The second man was a bit older but thought of his family back home. He too chose boolah boolah. Immediately 20 natives ran out and screwed him in the butt.
Finally it was the third man's turn. The chief asked, "Do you choose death or boolah boolah?"
The man was older and had no family. he'd lived a long good life and he thought to himself "No way am I getting screwed like that."
He said bravely, "I choose death."
Immediately the chief announced, "He chooses death-by boolah boolah!"
----
My deepest apologies to anyone I have offended. I just love this joke.
Approaching one village, the chief came to greet them. The Amerricans all shouted "Hello" and their guides went nuts with fear.
Asking what was wrong, the Americans were told that they had broken an ancient taboo by addressing the chief.
The chief then sentenced them to punishment. He gave them a choice: death or boolah boolah.
The first American was young and didn't want to die, so he chose boolah boolah. Immediately 10 natives ran out and screwed him in the butt.
The second man was a bit older but thought of his family back home. He too chose boolah boolah. Immediately 20 natives ran out and screwed him in the butt.
Finally it was the third man's turn. The chief asked, "Do you choose death or boolah boolah?"
The man was older and had no family. he'd lived a long good life and he thought to himself "No way am I getting screwed like that."
He said bravely, "I choose death."
Immediately the chief announced, "He chooses death-by boolah boolah!"
----
My deepest apologies to anyone I have offended. I just love this joke.
