Driving Thru Texas....

[Wayne's Angel Queen]

Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State
Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his
nightstick.

The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the
head
with his nightstick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

"You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in
Texas, you better have yer license ready by the time we get to yer
car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
guy
his license back.

The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
window.
The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him
on
the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.

"Just making yer wish come true," replied the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

"Because I know yer type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road
you're gonna turn to yer buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've
tried
that shit with me!'